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Don't laugh alone
A black guy travelling on a plane..beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey.....the black guy later went to toilet and on returning to his seat, he saw that the plastic he had full of bananas was empty. He asked the lady: where are my bananas ? She replied :your brother ate them all....later, the lady at her turn went too to the toilet. On returning to her seat...she realized that her monkey is dead....she turned and asked the guy fuming with anger: who killed my monkey ?. The guy turned and answered: THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER..IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU....😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Day & Night
Kabiru, my friend from Zaria recently bought a new Toyota Camry car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move.
He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician .
Technician: "Are you sure you use the right gears?."
Livid with anger, Kabiru replied: "Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid."
The technician asked Kabiru to tell him how he selects the gears.
Kabiru: "I use D for “day” and N for night.😳😳😜😜😁😁



