Sunday, 18 March 2018

Real Estate: ATLANTIC COURTYARD

ATLANTIC COURTYARD
Atlantic CourtYard is a masterpiece of design and craftsmanship sitting on about 3800 Square meters expanse located at Okun Ajah, Lagos State. It is a unique embodiment of modern luxury professionally planned to be EUC Homes Limited first court yard series of smaller residential estates ranging from 1 to 3 acres for easy management and strictly for residential use.

PLOT SIZE
The Atlantic Court yard comprises of (8) eight 45O Square meters plot selling at ₦10 million per plot

LOCATIONAL ADVANTAGES
Atlantic CourtYard is located at Okun Ajah, Lagos State, with a fantastic infrastructure and attractive investment in the most luxurious area of Ajah, the project has close proximity to

*Lagos Business School
*Abraham Adesanya Estate
*Atican Resort


BENEFITS
*Flexible payment plan
*Land Appreciation Rate of over 200%
*Secured and accessible environment
*Free from Omo Onile

PROPOSED INFRASTRUCTURE
*Drainage System
*A Modern Gate House
*Good Paved Interlocking Road Network
*External Perimeter Fence
*Street Lights

PAYMENT PLANS
450 SQM
Outright payment plan: ₦10M

For inspection, kindly contact Aliyu or Zeenah Homes & Properties: 
☎ 08054043701, 07060692321 (Call & WhatsApp)
💻 zeenahhomes@gmail.com
IG : @zeenahhomes
FB : http://facebook.com/ZeenahHomes

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Don't laugh alone

A black guy travelling  on a plane..beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey.....the black guy later went to toilet and on returning to his seat, he saw that the plastic he had full of bananas was empty. He asked the lady: where are my bananas ? She replied :your brother ate them all....later, the lady at her turn went too to the toilet. On returning to her seat...she realized that her monkey is dead....she turned and asked the guy fuming with anger: who killed my monkey ?. The guy turned and answered: THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER..IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU....😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Day & Night

Kabiru, my friend from Zaria recently bought a new Toyota Camry car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move.

He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the dealer and they sent out a technician .

Technician:  "Are you sure you use the right gears?."

Livid with anger, Kabiru replied: "Of course I always do, how else do you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid."

The technician asked Kabiru to tell him how he selects the gears.

Kabiru: "I use D for “day” and N for night.😳😳😜😜😁😁